I NEED HELP

HEY EVERYONE, I JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH EVERYTHING ON CP!
I NEED HELP. MY AUTHORS ARE NOT DOING A SWELL JOB.
SO I THINK ITS TIME FOR THEM TO MOVE ON!
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO POST EVERYDAY AND ON TIME, AND U HAVE A SITE.
I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU THE JOB!
AND IF MY AUTHORS KEEP UP WITH THE WORK BY TOMORROW, THEY CAN KEEP THEIR JOB.
EMAIL ME AT: officialclubpenguinteam@gmail.com IF YOU THINK YOUR PERFECT AT THE JOB.
REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING MY AUTHOR:
-ABLE TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS
-POST ON TIME AND ON DATE
-TAKE VIDS
-HAVE UR OWN SITE
-GOOD GRAMMER

PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME IF YOU DO NOT MEET THEESE REQUIREMENTS.
I CANT AFFORD TO WAIST TIME.
THANK YOU
-CLUB PENGUIN TEAM & RED CHILE